“Hi I’m “City Girl” and I’m an addict.”
At least that’s how I think I ought to introduce myself. But before I get arrested, I must explain the kind of addict that I am.
I don’t do drugs, if that’s what immediately gets into your head. I can easily get a high from the most mundane things in my so ordinary life. I wouldn’t need to spend money on drugs. But let me tell you, whatever it is that’s making me deliriously happy, I can never get enough of it… At least while it still tickles me. After that, it’s off to the next.
So what am I binging on today? Books — that darn Twilight Saga, to be specific. I know — it’s a bit too late to join the bandwagon. For some (if not most or even all), Twilight is soo last year. Normal people would have gotten over that movie and moved on to their real life. But not me.
To tell the truth, the movie Twilight didn’t really appeal that much to me. All I knew about vampires were those I learned from Brad Pitt in “An Interview With A Vampire.” It pretty much summed up everything I needed to know about them — they suck blood, they all look painfully beautiful (if they really looked anything like Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Antonio Banderas), and they turn into dust when hit by sunlight. That was probably the first and last movie about vampires that I’d seen. When I look back on it, I wouldn’t have bothered if Brad Pitt weren’t there.
So when I saw the news in some other website about the then upcoming movie Twilight, I didn’t even bother to read about it except to learn that the movie soundtrack had already hit number 1 before the movie even got released. It didn’t really interest me. After all, just because the music was good didn’t really mean that the movie is up to par. I just dismissed it.
My cousins though kept pestering me about it, not to mention the office staff. They got all hyped up about the movie, about how it was so much better than Harry Potter. But I wasn’t going to get sucked into that. I drew the line at Harry Potter. After all, what could be so wonderful about vampires, right? But my cousin D insisted that I should see it. Since I believed in the saying “Don’t judge a book by its cover,” I went and saw what the hype was all about.
I must be honest. The first time I saw “Twilight,” I wasn’t really jumping up and down my seat or peeing all over myself in excitement and “kilig.” Edward Cullen — the actor — looked better when he was Cedric Diggory. But I suppose if one already looked perfect at a very young age, it would be downhill from there (this one I got from the movie “The Happening.” That is an altogether different story.) Anyway, like I said, I wasn’t particularly blown away by the movie. So I still couldn’t understand what the hoopla was all about.
Maybe it was fate that my sister-in-law had asked me (and my husband) to buy the books of the Twilight saga. I hadn’t really thought of reading them. But I was bored and was curious enough. So I read them. That’s when my addiction started.
The minute I started reading, I was hooked. I completely tuned out everybody else around me and got mad if they got too loud, disturbing me while reading. I would lock myself up in my room, ignoring hunger, thirst, frequent calls of nature, including the need to sleep at night, just so I could go on reading. It was a different high.
I felt kind of stupid about how the book had affected me emotionally. I’ve just been turned into a gibbering and drooling idiot of a teenager because of the love story between Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. I couldn’t stop thinking about what would happen to them — whether they’ll actually end up together or one of them will die. I really though hard about that one and preffered the latter. (What is it about tragic love affairs that makes them so appealing to me???!!!) I thought that would be more poetic and more realistic (as if a love affair with a vampire could ever become realistic!?!). But, of course, being the ever romantic that I am, I hoped for the other. But you would already know how it ends, right? And if you haven’t read the saga yet, under what rock have you been hiding??!! I mean, really!?!
Anyway, it turns out I really, really loved the story of the Twilight Saga. Of course it will never happen in real life (I have trouble with stories that could not ever, ever happen in real life. I tend to judge them as intolerably stupid.), but what the heck!?! It’s fiction, for crying out loud. Seriously. Just enjoy the ride, I thought to myself.
As it turns out, I was right in my judgment about the Twilight movie. It wasn’t anywhere near the vicinity of the book. But I suppose that’s the bane of all best selling novels. Turn it into a movie and it’s sure to wreck the story up thoroughly. I mean, just look at the Da Vinci Code movie or The Firm, right? If it were up to me, no best-selling novel ought to be turned into a movie, no matter what the price. But if there were any exception, I’d take the Twilight movie, replace all (or perhaps some) of the actors, the director and the writer, and re-do the movie all over. Seriously. It really deserves so much more than that Cedric Diggory guy (I know, he’s Robert Pattinson. I just like referring to him that way) saying “You’re my personal brand of heroin.” I mean, seriously, that is so grunge! And grunge is soo last decade.
I have to put an end to this ranting or I will never be able to stop. So, I’ll just end this with what I really wanted to say in the first place: Hate the movie. Loved the saga – seriously.